Top 25 world's shortest books ... nyuk, nyuk's

Kirk Van Ooteghem (vanoo@ecicnet.org)
Fri, 31 Oct 1997 08:02:51 -0500


Hey, Buddy.

I hope I remembered your email address correctly.  Here is a little
humor for you.  :)

--Kirk


>                 THE TOP 25 WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS
> 
> 25. "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman
> 24. "Human Rights Advances in China"
> 23. "The Differences Between Reality and Dilbert"
> 22. "The Book of Virtue" by Bill Clinton
> 21. "To All The Men I've Loved" by Ellen DeGenneres
> 20. "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson
> 19. "Strom Thurmond: Intelligent Quotes"
> 18. "Al Gore: The Wild Years"
> 17. "Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean"
> 16. "America's Most Popular Lawyers"
> 15. "Career Opportunities for History Majors"
> 14. "Detroit - A Travel Guide"
> 13. "Different Ways to Spell 'Bob'"
> 12. "Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches"
> 11. "Easy UNIX"
> 10. "Ethiopian Tips for World Dominance"
>  9. "Everything Men Know About Women"
>  8. "World Class Jewish Athletes"
>  7. "French Hospitality"
>  6. "George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names"
>  5. "How To Sustain a Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel
>  4. "One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA"
>  3. "Staple Your Way to Success"
>  2. "The Amish Phone Book"
>  1. "The Engineer's Guide to Fashion"

-- 
Kirk Van Ooteghem

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