Bubba names his Dog. (Episode 1, in "the Return of Bubba" series)

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At 08:49 AM 11/3/97 -0000, Bro Pickl wrote:

>Bubba names his Dog.  (Episode 1, in "The Return of Bubba" series)

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>A moment latter, the pickup truck pulled up to a stop-light on red.  A
shinny new blue street sign stood their shimmering in the mourning sun.
>It said "Tyler Blvd".
>"Yes! Yes!"  Bubba exploded,  "That's it! I'll call you 'Tyler'".  And I
wont keep you in the Basement anymore.  
>"Tyler" the dog wagged his tail in approval.

Allllllllllllllright now!  This is just starting to get a little personal! ;-)
How ridiculous!  How pre-posterous!  How inhuman!  How cruel can you be to
that poor dog?  In my near 40 years of life, I've *never ever ever* heard of
a member of the canine family with *my* own name.  Even when considering the
feline family of animals, I've not heard of one either by my name.

Maybe Foo-foo, Spot, Rover, Hereboy, Getouttahere, Cobol, Paws, Judah Ben
Fur, and a multitude of others.... but never ever ever *Tyler*.

Just cuz' I slop down food like a dog.... 
Just cuz' I sometimes cross the road before looking both ways .....
Just cuz' I hide my tail between my legs when I'm yelled at forcefully .... 
Just cuz' I have big brown eyes that 
     makes you wonder if Snoopy's looking back...
Just cuz' I sometimes drool over a good cold Dr. Pepper or Coca Cola ....
Just cuz' I need to be put *outside* to do my *thang* twice a day ....
Just cuz' sometimes I lead about by a leash ...
Just cuz' I sleep sometimes on a large cushion in front of the fireplace ...

..... doesn't mean a dog has to have my name....

Respectfully submitted.

Bro Tyler "woof" Nally

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