BGates and a talk with his contractor

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Tyler Nally wrote:
> Now that Bill Gates is moving into his new house the following is a
> conversation heard last week.

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> Bill:  "<sigh> Well... I have one last problem.  Sometimes, when I
> have guests over, someone will flush the toilet and it won't stop. The
> water pressure drops so low that the showers don't work."
> 
> Contractor:  "That's a resource leakage problem.  One fixture is
> failing to terminate and is hogging the resources preventing access
> from other fixtures."
> 
> Bill:  "And how do I fix that?"
> 
> Contractor:  "Well, after each flush, you all need to exit the house,
> turn off the water at the street, turn it back on, reenter the house
> and then you can get back to work."

Now this all seems familiar.
 
> Bill:  "That's the last straw.  What kind of product are you selling
> me?"
> 
> Contractor:  "Hey, if you don't like it nobody made you buy it."

I didn't and won't
 
> Bill:  "And when will this be fixed?"
> 
> Contractor:  "Oh, in your next house -- which will be ready to release
> sometime near the end of next year.  Actually it was due out this
> year, but we've had some delays..."

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That would be poetic justice

Skip

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