funny jokes, laff please

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Here are a couple of jokes i heard on the radio this last week or so,
hope they tickle your ribs.

A little boy had been praying to God, asking for a $100 bill. After 2
weeks of earnest praying, he decided to sit down and write God a letter.
The Postal Authorities decided to forward the letter on to Pres. Clinton.
The President, after reading the letter, was so impressed that he
directed his personal secretary to send the boy a $5 bill. The boy was
thrilled with the $5 bill and sat down to write the Lord a thank you
note. It read, 
Dear God, Thanks so much for the $5 bill, I really appreciate it.
However, I noticed that for whatever reason, you sent it through
Washington DC, and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.

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There were 2 boys, who were filled with mischief,  that were consistently
in trouble at
school and at home. Finally mom and dad decided it was time to talk to
their Pastor.
The Pastors advice was to bring them in individually and he would
privately council them. They brought the youngest one back the next day.
The boy sat there, looking wide-eyed at the pastor, across the large
wooden desk. The Pastor looked at the boy and said, "young man!,
Where..........Is............God? the boy sat there, still wide-eyed..
Young Man!!, Where Is GOD!!!, the boy didn't budge, he sat there frozen
in fear, he could not answer. "I SAID, WHERE IS GOD!?!?! BOY........."
with that the little boy jumped up and ran out of the church and all the
way home crying out loud. When he reached home he about tackled his older
brother, He  then drug him upstairs into the closet they shared and
exclaimed to his brother...."God is missing and they're blaming us!!!!!!


Andy Barnett
adbarnett@juno.com
------"God is God all by Himself....He Don't Need YOUR Vote!"------