MVB and bats ... nyuk, nyuk

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After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines , surly clerks and
insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a
toy store to pick up a gift for my son.

I brought my selection  -  a baseball bat - to  the cash register. 
"Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.

"Cash,"  I snapped.  Then apologizing for my rudeness , I explained ,
"I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle  bureau."

"Shall I gift wrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you going
back there?"

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