If you love something, set it free--alternatives

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I thought these were pretty good.  Thought y'all might enjoy them too.  

God Bless!

Laurie  ;)


 Original version :
 If you love something,
 Set it free...
 If it comes comes back, it's yours,
 If it doesn't, it never was....
 
 The New Versions.....
 
 Pessimist:
 If you love something,
 Set it free ...
 If it ever comes back, it's yours,
 If it doesn't, as expected, it never was ...
 
 Optimist:
 If you love something,
 Set it free ...
 Don't worry, it will come back.
 
 Suspicious:
 1) If you love something,
 Set it free ...
 If it ever comes back, ask it why.
 
 2) If you love something,
 Set it free ... 
 But get someone to follow it
   
 3) If you love something,
 Are you sure you love it?
 
 Go-getter:
 If you love something,
 Set it free ...
 If it comes back, it's yours,
 If it doesn't, go get it!
 
 Hunter:
 If you love something,
 Set it free ...
 Don't even wait until it comes back,
 Go hunt it down!
 
 Impatient:
 If you love something,
 Set it free ...
 If it doesn't comes back within some time,
 Forget it.
 
 Patient:
 If you love something,
 Set it free ...
 If it doesn't come back, continue to wait until it does.
 
 Playful:
 If you love something,
 Set it free ...
 If it comes back, and if you love it still,
 Set it free again.
 
 Posessive:
 If you love something,
 Set it free? NEVER!
   
 Paranoid:
 If you love something,
 When you let it go,
 It'll be out to get you.
   
 Fascist:
 If you love something,
 Set it free..
 It WILL come back or be shot.
 
 Old-Fashioned/Conservative:
 If you love something,
 Set it free,
 But only if chaperoned.
   
 Animal-Rights Activist:
 If you love something,
 Set it free,
 In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
   
 Lawyers:
 If you love something,
 Set it free,
 Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
 Freedom Act clearly states that...
 
 Bill Gates :
 If you love something,
 Set it free,
 If it comes back,
 I think we can charge it for re-installation fees and tell it that it's
 also going to get an upgrade.
 
 Biologist :
 If you love something,
 Set it free,
 It'll evolve.
 
 Statisticians :
 If you love something,
 Set it free,
 If it loves you, the probability of it coming back is  high
 If it doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
 
 Dental hygienist :
 If you love something,
 Set it free,
 It'll be back when the cavity strikes.