Nuns on the road ... nyuk, nyuk

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A cop pulls over a car load of nuns....

Cop:    "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- 
         why are you going so slow?"

Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

Cop:    "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, 
         that's the name of the highway you're on!

Sister: "Oh! Silly me!  Thanks for letting me know.  
         I'll be more careful.

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other 
nuns are shaking and trembling VIOLENTLY!

Cop:    "Excuse me, Sister, are your friends okay back  
         there?  They're shaking something terrible."

Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."

***SuperNun, Faster than a speeding ticket!***
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