Golf Nuk Nuk

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 There was this preacher who was an avid golfer.  Every chance he
 could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away.  It was an
 obcession. 
      One Sunday was a picture perfect day  for golfing.  The sun was out,
 no clouds were in the sky, and the temperature was just right.  The
 preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, as he had a sermon to
 deliver that morning, but soon, the urge to play golf overcame him.
      He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do
 church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to a golf course where
 no one would recognize him.
      Happily, he began to play the course.
      An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed.
  He went to the Lord and said, "Look at the preacher.  He should be
 punished for what he is doing."  The Lord nodded in agreement.
      The preacher teed up on the first hole.  He swung at the ball, and
 it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three
 hundred and fifty yards away.  A picture perfect hole-in-one.  The
 preacher was amazed and excited.
      The angel was a little shocked.  He turned to the Lord and said,
 "Begging your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him."
      The Lord smiled.  "Think about it; who can he tell?"
 

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