You know you're too stressed, if ... nyuk, nyuk's

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You Know You're Too Stressed If . . .

 1.  Relatives that have been dead for years come visit 
	you and suggest that you should get some rest.

 2.  You can achieve a Runners High simply by sitting up.

 3.  You can say the same sentence over and over again, 
	not realizing that you have said it before.

 4.  The Sun is too loud.

 5.  Trees begin chasing you.

 6.  You can see individual air molecules vibrating

 7.  You begin to explore the possibility of setting up 
	and I.V. drop solution of expresso.

 8.  You can hear mimes.

 9.  You believe that if you think hard enough, you can 
	fly.

10.  Things become Very Clear.

11.  You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your
	order to go.

12.  You begin speaking in a language that only you and 
	Channelers can understand.

13.  The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.

14.  You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!" even though 
	you are the only one in the room.

15.  Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

16.  You and Reality file for divorce.

17.  You can skip without a rope.

18.  It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

19.  You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, 
	and everything else, but can't quite find the words for 
	them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more 
	confused than before.

20.  You can travel without moving.

21.  Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

22.  You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

23.  You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people 
	you are talking to.

24.  You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing 
	you have said it before....

25.  Losing your mind was ok, but when the voices in your head 
	quieted, it was like losing your best friend......
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