Worthless statistics nyuk nyuks

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A recent study reports that 43% of all statistics
are worthless.

START EACH DAY OUT WITH A SMILE,
IF ONLY TO GET IT OVER WITH.

Q: What do you get when you cross a duck
and a light bulb?

A: A huge electric bill.

   An ill-tempered orchestra leader threw a 
tantrum, killing his principal violinist. He was 
sentenced to die in the electric chair, but when
they threw the switch, nothing happened.
"I guess they were right," he said sadly.
"I AM a bad conductor."


Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A: Lawn Boy


"Daddy, before you married Mommy," my 
daughter asked, "who told you how to drive?"

   Our local newspaper reported that a man
tried to hijack a bus filled with Japanese 
tourists.  The police got 5,000 photos of him.

  A country bumpkin walked into a restaurant
but was stopped by the maitre d' because he 
didn't have a tie. Frustrated, tired and hungry,
he returned to his car and dug around, but 
couldn't find anything suitable to wear. Then
he noticed the jumper cables. He draped them
around his neck, fashioned a crude bow tie,
and returned to the restaurant.
     The maitre d' looked him over and smirked.
"Well, you're resourceful, if nothing else," he
said after a moment. "Come on in --- but don't
start anything."

  I come from a small town whose population
never changes. Each time a woman gets
pregnant, someone leaves town.

Sis Donna
fmbank@ruralnet.org


Donna L. Perine
fmbank@ruralnet.org