Bible College bloopers ... nyuk, nyuk

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These bloopers have been written by actual Bible College students. 
It is truly amazing what happens in Bible stories when they are
retold by young scholars of our world.

"Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened
bread, which is bread made without any ingredients."  

"The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert."  

"Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten
Amendments. The First Commandment is to humor thy father and mother."

"Moses died before he ever reached Canada. " 

"Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. " 

"The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to
stand still and he obeyed him."

"David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar."  

"He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in
Biblical times. "

"Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines."


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