Barbie's New Look

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Pastor Joe:
>Sounds like a great idea. I haven't heard Ken say that he was interested in
>the position.  I'm not even sure if he's Apostolic Ken.

Me:
Hmm...  To make an Apostolic (misnomer) Barbie you must give her uncut hair,
and a long dress and such, all of which are unnecessary BTW.  Now we have
ol' 'Apostolic Ken'...  Let's see, he would have to be clean shaven with a
tie and suit and if in the ministry, would have to carry a brief case...
Hey!  They have been selling those for YEARS!

This 'Apostolic Tim' is a little on the fat side, bald, missing a fair
percentage of his front teeth and has a beard ALMOST as big as his belly!
If you have a problem with that them you have to take it up with my Boss who
said as long as my INSIDES are clean and the OUTSIDE doesn't offend (He said
to reject the weak if'n they raise a 'stink' BTW), I'm 'A-number One Cool
with Him!

I asked my old pastor once how he could get up in front of people in a dress
made for a man and tell women that they cannot wear pants made for women.
He said a while later "Bet you can see the difference now, can't you brother
Tim."  You should have seen the 'strange look' on his face when I said "No".

Timothy (bet some of you couldn't tell that I wasn't 'Apostolic' until you
heard how I LOOK ;-) Litteral
brotim@gte.net Luke 6:26
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