Men and Emotions

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>>>>> "Eric" == Eric De Leon <pianoguy80@juno.com> writes:

    >>> But Bro. Richard, didn't the salesman tell you how wonderfully
    >>> it
    Eric> handled on snow and ice?  It was an investment in
    Eric> *SAFETY*.<<

    Eric> well, if you really want safety............ i would suggest
    Eric> a Benz. you owe it to yourself!!! how about the new M-class?
    Eric> or maybe a SE 600?

    Eric> Hardly Sincere, Eric De Leon

Don't laugh!  My wife and I both drive 1982 Mercedes diesels!  

In 1992, coming back from preaching a revival where 5 received the
Holy Ghost on the last night in a church of less than 30, a comakazie
skunk jumped out in front of my car at midnite.  I immediatly took
evasive action and swerved to avoid the skunk.  "Not the *SKUNK*!!!"
I thought.  "Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!" my wife prayed at around 130
decibels.  

I successfully evaded the skunk, but got a wheel over the edge of the
pavement where they had just put in a new water main.  The soft dirt
rendered the steering wheel a useless ornament.  I ended up sideways,
then started doing barrell rolls at 55 MPH and zero altitude.  Neither
my wife, daughter, nor myself had seat belts on.  We all walked away
from the accident that totalled the car.  Even after rolling like
that, the doors still opened and closed easily with their usual solit
"thunk".  Everyone who saw the caar said we should have been killed.

Two weeks later, I replaced the car and got my wife one too, both
because her car was about shot, and because I wanted her to have such
a safe car too.

    Eric> pianoguy80@juno.com pianoguy81@aol.com

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